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And so it begins, this long, "Winter of My Discontent." Twenty-one consecutive five day work weeks! One-hundred-thirty-nine work days. One-thousand-one-hundred-twelve work hours until my next scheduled holiday off! Honestly, I'm not sure I can do that kind of hard time! May 27th seems like a distant, unattainable dream at this point. How will I ever get through it?

Unfortunately, I can't use any of my sick days, as I used them all up last summer when I went camping at the lake with friends. Umm, I mean when I was out sick with the flu!

To make matters worse, I carelessly squandered all of the best day off excuses prior to Christmas, including two employee classics; "my sister's having a baby", and, "my favorite turtle died". I even went so far as to use the very risky combination excuse; "my sister is having a baby AND my favorite turtle died".

Clearly, I need a new excuse...let's see...my computer came down with a virus? No, that's lame. I got lost in the "Fog of War"?..No, that only works for the White House...Oh! I know! Lindsey Lohan stole my car, drove it to a party, got drunk, got in a fight, then ran over someone's foot with the car when she was leaving and now I have to go to the Police Impound to get it back? Ahh, who am I kidding? No one would ever believe that about America's sweetheart!

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