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I know that you've all been anxiously waiting to hear the results of St. Patrick's Day weekend, so without further delay, here is the "Annual Leprechaun Report";

With the price of Gold hovering around $1600 an ounce, this year has been great for Pot-o-Gold productivity. However, this increase in Pot-o-Gold production, coupled with a larger than expected number of Rainbows, has also led to an increase in unfunded security costs.

As you know, in the best of years it is difficult to hide and protect our Pots-o-Gold, and with the aforementioned factors, this year proved to be particularly problematic. With the high value of Gold, the increase in Leprechaun awareness by humans, and a glut of television shows about Gold hunting, we've certainly had our work cut out for us!

Nevertheless, we are pleased to report, for the first time in 2316 years, not a single Pot-o-Gold was lost on St. Patty's Day! Oh, sure, there were a few close calls, and a handful of low level Leprechauns were captured, but thanks to the addition of our new computer tracking program, (using Cloud based technology, of course. Heehee!) we were able to get to every single Rainbow's end in time to move the Gold before anyone could find it. Additionally, those captured Leprechauns were release unharmed, once it was determined they had no knowledge of, nor access to any Pots-o-Gold.

On a side note: I realize that some of you would like to discontinue the practice of storing Gold in Pots, which have notoriously poor security, and instead, move the Gold into a safer environment such as bank safe deposit boxes. We are considering this idea, along with other storage options, but we "wee folk" are a traditional lot, and change is often slow, at best.

Moving on. For those of you who didn't already know, we've been in negotiations with producers of a new television show to be called "Leprechaun Gold Rush". It will feature Leprechauns, plus that big fat guy from the hit tv show "Gold Rush". Each week he'll try to find our Gold, and of course, each week we'll have already moved it, so he comes up with nothing. It's pretty much exactly the same as the show he's already on, just with little people.

Finally, there has been some grumbling about the way a certain high profile Hollywood individual has been behaving. Running around accusing everyone of stealing your Lucky Charms is not behavior befitting a proper Leprechaun. A letter of reprimand has been sent to his agent, clearly stating that any further outbursts of this nature could result in the suspension of all Four Leaf Clover privileges. I sincerely hope that this will put an end to this unfortunate issue.

One final item; next week is our annual Pot Luck Dinner. Can someone please bring a Pot filled with something other than Gold?

With that, I bid you adieu until next year,

Morgan T McYoungfiddle

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