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Woohoo! I'm rich! Yesterday, I received an incredibly exciting email, and I still can't believe it! Apparently, I have a long lost Uncle I've never met who lives overseas and is fabulously wealthy. Unfortunately, due to his failing health and some kind of minor political problems he was not at liberty to discuss, he can no longer get access to his bank accounts. So he emailed to ask if I could help him withdraw the money, and just for helping him I'm going to receive Twenty Million Dollars!

I must admit I was pretty surprised to discover I had relatives living in Nigeria. And it does seem a little odd that I'm the only heir, especially when I have three brothers and a sister. But, wow! How lucky is that? Twenty Million Dollars! Uhh, I mean, how sad that my uncle is having health and financial problems, and of course, once I receive the money I'll do everything I can to help him.

Twenty Million Dollars! I can do a lot with that! Maybe I'll start by hiring an assistant to write the weekly story. I wonder if Steven King is available?

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