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We've received a lot of emails lately regarding the person who writes our weekly stories. Well, the truth is that it isn't just one person. It's actually a large group of approximately one thousand Capuchin Monkeys. Each and every Monkey has been extensively trained in the "hunt and peck" typing method, provided with their own Smith Corona typewriters, then set free in our special Wild Animal Research Center.

Scientists estimate that given enough time these Monkeys will write the great American novel. But, so far, these weekly stories are all they've been able to come up with. So, if you are reading these stories, and don't find them particularly entertaining, please don't blame me. I'm just a simple Monkey trying to get by in the corporate world.

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