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Have you seen all of the reports lately from those "experts" claiming that Texting is bad and can lead to serious health risks? It's led to a whole new branch of medicine, and of course, a whole new bunch of medical terms. You know, like the loss of verbal communication skills due to no longer actually speaking directly to anyone, now known as QS (Quiet Syndrome). In teenagers, this is also known as MMLS (My Mom's Listening Syndrome).

This new branch of medicine also studies physical ailments, such as TTS (Texter's Thumb Syndrome), which is very similar to VGTS (Video Game Thumb Syndrome) but lacks the lazy, good for nothing, never gets off the couch connotation usually associated with VGTS.

And of course there are those who suffer from the always unexpected BFS (Bruised Forehead Syndrome) which often strikes without warning, and is typically caused by Texting while walking. BFS usually leads to either of two much more serious syndromes; ISES (I'm So Embarrassed Syndrome!) or GIHNSTS (God I Hope No One Saw That Syndrome!)

Well, our crack team of scientists and researchers at JewelrySupply has come up with a solution to this ever growing problem. It's called the Texter Helmet, and it can protect you from a variety of ailments such as, tripping on the sidewalk, riding your bike into a tree, or failing to avoid the Frisbee that was just thrown at your head. Unfortunately, even the Texter Helmet cannot protect those who suffer QS or MMLS. The best you can do is take solace in the fact that they won't be teenagers forever!

So do your part, whether at home, work, school or play, stay safe by wearing your Texter Helmet. It's available almost everywhere except JewelrySupply.

Great products, great prices, and coming soon, the all new Google Ear Plugs, which you can wear so you don't hear people laughing at you for wearing the new Google Glasses.

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